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Crisp apple notes of \"meets expectations\" and the harvest of vague, recycled feedback. This 9 oz soy candle brings seasonal comfort to your home with clean-burning, eco-friendly ingredients and a reusable glass jar. Choose from 12 thoughtfully blended fragrances—like Apple Harvest’s crisp ripe apple with warming cinnamon and clove, or Sea Salt + Orchid’s airy ocean notes—to set the mood for quiet evenings, cozy gatherings, or reflective moments. The candle is made from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick for an even, long-lasting burn (50–60 hours). After it’s finished, the glossy-labeled glass vessel wipes clean and becomes a little jar for trinkets or decor. 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Roasted with care in the USA from ingredients sourced worldwide. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US. More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Dark French roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Cocoa, toasted nuts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: South America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868699988274,"sku":"32052330628944678875","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/16785462549902724829_2048.jpg?v=1769401677"},{"product_id":"crunch-time-flathead-valley-coffee-blend-medium-dark-roast","title":"Crunch Time - Medium-Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eBold and focused with no room for distractions. Built for late nights, early deadlines, and pretending this was always the plan. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis 12oz pack features a medium-dark roast, delivering a deep body with notes of baker's chocolate and caramelized sugar. Meanwhile, the body tastes rich with warm spice, caramel, and dark chocolate-tasting notes that'll leave you craving more. Sourced from Central America, it's perfect for brewing in your drip coffee maker, French press, Moka Pot, or percolator, or enjoying as a refreshing cold brew. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we've got you covered. Roasted with care right here in the USA. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US. More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Medium-dark roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Deep body, bakers chocolate, and caramelized sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Warm spice, caramel, and dark chocolate tasting notes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: Central America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868707459378,"sku":"40596535213157635845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/6409544271399593078_2048.jpg?v=1769402140"},{"product_id":"unready-slacks-rock-creek-coffee-blend-medium-roast","title":"Unread Slacks - Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmooth, familiar, and somehow still unresolved. Too many slacks, too little time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis 12oz pack boasts a medium roast, delivering a delightful fusion of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus flavors. With tasting notes reminiscent of sweet orange, chocolate, and brown sugar. Sourced from the lush region of Central America, this blend is perfect for brewing in your drip coffee maker, pour-over, espresso machine, Moka Pot, or even a refreshing cold brew. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we've got you covered. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US. More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Medium roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: Central America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868716208434,"sku":"30391484104119450399","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/6303273231822845822_2048.jpg?v=1769402085"},{"product_id":"circle-back-broken-top-coffee-blend-medium-roast","title":"Circle Back - Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eReliable and forgettable in the best way. 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More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Medium roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Chocolate covered almonds, maple syrup, citrus tasting notes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: Central America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868720828722,"sku":"60456548580845032039","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/438479558873285143_2048.jpg?v=1769402470"},{"product_id":"office-hours-high-lakes-coffee-blend-light-roast","title":"Remote Work - Light Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eLight Roast, Because let’s be honest, are you really working? 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More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Light roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Tasting notes of dried fruit, citrus, light body\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Hints of milk chocolate, dried fruits, and almonds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: Central America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868725317938,"sku":"65444014876441465746","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/17765826855311633412_2048.jpg?v=1769401824"},{"product_id":"deep-dive-medium-dark-roast","title":"Deep Dive - Medium-Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eBright and deceptively intense. 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More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Medium-dark roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Toasted nut and cocoa tasting notes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: South America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868739735858,"sku":"17945699415782317902","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/15342197924483370990_2048.jpg?v=1769401937"},{"product_id":"unpaid-overtime-light-medium-roast","title":"Unpaid Overtime - Light-Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003eStrong enough to keep you going. 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More info \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/help.printify.com\/hc\/en-us\/articles\/22075577394833-Why-am-I-not-able-to-publish-POD-skincare-products-to-my-Etsy-store\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Light-medium roast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Mellow, savory, crisp acidity, subtle sweetness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Citrus and melon tasting notes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Growing region: South America\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50868741701938,"sku":"37482872820545763322","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/10448981661934433182_2048.jpg?v=1769401702"},{"product_id":"argyle-pink-notebook-rattl3-logo-spiral-journal","title":"Argyle Pink Notebook — 'RATTL3' Logo Spiral Journal","description":"A compact spiral notebook that brings thoughtful charm to everyday notes. 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Carry it to study sessions, planning afternoons, or quiet coffee-shop hours — it settles into a routine of lists, sketches, and small, steady ideas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- White metal spiral binding for easy page removal\u003cbr\u003e- 128 ruled pages (64 sheets) of 90gsm paper for smooth writing\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution front and back cover print\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-gloss laminated cover for a durable, slightly shiny finish\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, crisp colors that hold up to everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":50868780499250,"sku":"14809051659115423947","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0968\/4058\/1426\/files\/1998883698406751835_2048.jpg?v=1769402939"},{"product_id":"gloss-poster-rattl3-baby-business-underwater-design","title":"Gloss Poster — RATTL3 Baby Business Underwater Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe image layers a suited baby floating underwater toward a beam of light, a wry nod to ambition and absurdity, with a fluttering dollar bill and bold orange branding. 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