This classic cotton tee speaks with dry wit and clean design. A bold, bracketed highlight draws the eye to the playful text, giving the shirt attitude without shouting. The medium-weight, tubular-knit fabric feels substantial and slightly vintage, draping neatly in the classic crew-neck silhouette. Built to last, it resists stretching at the collar and shoulders, and the tear-away label keeps the wear feel smooth. Wear it to make a quiet, clever statement—layered under a jacket or worn solo, it settles into everyday life and leans into moments where humor and grit meet.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% US cotton (solid colors) for a thicker vintage feel - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner drape - Runs slightly large for extra comfort and easy layering - Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not tumble dry - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
