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Discover our latest collection of premium products designed for modern living
SHATTERED SUITS COLLECTION
Choose from our curated collection
RATTL3 Shattered Suits Glossy poster
The illusion sinks. You learn to swim. Shattered Suits captures the moment the corporate fantasy collapses—when you realize the system you were born into was never designed to save you. It’s a symb...
$14.99
Shattered Suits Jacket
$69.99
![Sunken Place L[AI]D OFF Glossy poster](http://shop.rattl3.com/cdn/shop/files/17045546472068442913_2048.jpg?v=1770758861&width=400)
SHATTERED SUITS Graphic Tee
$24.99
RATTL3 Bachelors Degree (non-accredited)
$38,900.00
You’re probably wondering why anyone would pay $38,900 for a piece of paper.
Congratulations, you’re already thinking like a graduate. it’s what the average American student owes in federal loan debt. Millions of people are still stuck paying for degrees that didn’t pay off, and collectively U.S. borrowers owe over $1.7 trillion.
This commemorative certificate from the University of Capitalism...
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DIME MAGAZINE RATTL3 BABY Glossy poster
This poster parodies a Time-style cover to highlight a hard truth about modern work: power is shifting faster than people can adapt. By framing a baby as the “World’s Youngest CEO,” it exaggerates ...
$14.99
LinkedOut Classic T‑Shirt
$24.99
RATTL3 Engraved Glass Coffee Mug — 12.25oz Clear Cup, Subtle Etched Design
This clear 12.25 oz glass coffee mug brings a quietly modern touch to morning routines. The engraved motif is permanently etched into the glass for a crisp, low-profile look that won’t peel or fade...
$29.99
Circle Back - Medium Roast
$24.99
Remote Work - Light Roast
$24.99
Unread Slacks - Medium Roast
$24.99
LinkedOut Classic T‑Shirt
$24.99
Infant RATTL3 Tee
$12.99
Shattered Suits Jacket
$69.99
SHATTERED SUITS Graphic Tee
$24.99
