RATTL3 Bachelors Degree (non-accredited)

You’re probably wondering why anyone would pay $38,900 for a piece of paper.

Congratulations, you’re already thinking like a graduate.  it’s what the average American student owes in federal loan debt. Millions of people are still stuck paying for degrees that didn’t pay off, and collectively U.S. borrowers owe over $1.7 trillion.

This commemorative certificate from the University of Capitalism honors years of unpaid labor, emotional resilience, and blind faith in systems and dreams that promised opportunity, but delivered debt.

Your custom name is officially inscribed on a beautifully designed, frame-ready document recognizing survival, not success.

It’s satire. It’s commentary. It’s painfully accurate.

***Disclaimer

This should go without saying, but it might not for some.

Do not buy this product, it is not a real degree.
It is not accredited. It is not recognized. It will not get you a job, raise, license, or respect from institutions that already took your money (ironically just like a real degree).

If, by some chance, you manage to get past your bank’s fraud warnings and your bank account's maximum limits to purchase this $38,900 RATTL3 degree, congratulations, you just paid a portion of RATTL3 CEO's student loans.

This product is parody art. Full stop.